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Im just making a quick post to say that ChristianKid12 is a pretty cool guy. He makes siggys and headers, and he is good at it too. Heres one he made for me;

I have a story to tell, and no, its not a joke. When i realised the conclusion i made, i was, well, grossed out, to say the least.

Last night was just like any night. Before i went to sleep i was masturbating while having the TV on as cover, so that if sombody walked in on me, i could cover myself quickly and claim to be watching tv. Anyway, the thought while i was doing so was, well, anal. When i was 'finished', i watched a little TV, and the last thing i saw on TV before falling asleap was a giant fan. I had a dream that i was at some camp, and there was a place with a giant fan in it. I was having anal there, and the person behind me used the fan to propel them.

Here is where the story becomes odd. I could actually feel it, and when i woke up, i was wondering what real-life stimulation was causing that. I went to my living room and started to watch TV and eating a bunch of pop-tarts. When i was done i was scraping some of the extra pop-tart off of the roof of my mouth, when i noticed that my index finger tasted...funny...to say the least. i immediatly washed my hands but, yknow, it was very weird at the time. But whatever. Comment if you wish.

I have manny mottos, and this is one of them;
No news is good news
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Oh shi-